The Angel Thief!

So I was at Chipotle (yum) eating with my sister and my pops when he started to tell me this CRAZY story that just recently happened…So there’s a man in the country of Dubai who owns his own jewelry store. One night he was working alone at his store when this angelic, older looking man walked in. He was wearing all white and had a nice gray beard. He had the appearance of an Angel. So this Angel man walked right up to the owner and took off a ring he was wearing and gave it to the owner and asked if he could fix it. The owner said “sure” without hesitation, “It will only take about 10 minutes”. The Angel man drifted off in the corner and started to wait for his ring to be fixed. A couple walked in the jewelry store, the owner quickly approached them and told them to just wait while he takes care of the other customer. The couple looked around and asked, “What other customer?” The owner pointed at the man in the corner and said “Right there, that man!” The couple continued to tell the owner that there was no man in the corner and that it was just them in the store. The couple thought the man was crazy so they left. After time goes by another couple walked in the jewelry store. The owner told the couple that he was almost done with the customer who was there. Again, the couple saw no man in the corner waiting for his ring to be finished. This couple called the man crazy and left the store. The owner was so confused and brought the Angel man his ring that he finished and gave it to him. Than the Angel man looked at him and said, “Only those who believe can see me, that is why the others could not see me, I’m here to tell you that you have a place in heaven and I have brought you something.” The angel man pulls out a small towel and tells the owner, take a deep breath into this towel and see what heaven smells like. The owner does so and starts cheering and praising God with excitement! Than the Angel man looks at him and says, “I have another present for you.” This time he pulls out another towel and tells the owner, “take a deep breath into this towel and see what heaven feels like!” The owner grabs the towel, takes a deep breath into the towel and falls to the ground instantly fainting………… Turns out this Angel man was not an Angel, he was a leader of a Gang and the two couples that had walked in earlier could actually see the “Angel Man” but acted like they could not, playing one big scam in trying to rob the jewelry store which they successfully did, leaving the owner completely dry with nothing left in his store. What were in the towels were toxic fumes causing him to pass out, and once he did, he would wake up to see that every piece of jewelry he once had, had been stolen… They used the innocence of God to do the devil’s work. This was probably the most genius story I’ve ever heard, but SO wrong on so many levels. Those people are going to hell!